Faster than Domino's Pizza

Venue: Las Vegas Convention Centre
Time: 1700 hours every evening.... and probably during the day

American liberalisation never ceases to fancy me. Mobile Hoarding Vans roam around the streets of 'Sin City' with suggestive messages and provocative pictures.

'Mexican' Americans line the street handing each passerby with flyers and cards of "Girls who want to meet you'.

And I could not get over this one. The guy in the middle is sporting a company T shirt whose marketing message is - Girls Direct to you in 20 minutes Call 0 - 800 - xxxx whatever.

Faster than Pizza delivery, I say!

Jai ho America !!!

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